Tuesday, September 29, 2009

exhibit two


Why would you ride this Piece o' Shit when you could be in a mini van drinking coffee with your kids? Can you imagine what it's like on a hot day? What happens when it starts raining? And what the fuck is this? A horn instead of a bell makes sense, but there's a fuckin' daisy on it. You know this poor hippie wishes he bought a Volkswagen.

Monday, September 28, 2009

exhibit one

Holy crap! look at this thing! What's the deal? This one doesn't have a front fender and it has a bell instead of a horn! How you gonna reach that in an emergency? Plus, where do you sit? These Fuckin' Bikers!!!