Why would you ride this Piece o' Shit when you could be in a mini van drinking coffee with your kids? Can you imagine what it's like on a hot day? What happens when it starts raining? And what the fuck is this? A horn instead of a bell makes sense, but there's a fuckin' daisy on it. You know this poor hippie wishes he bought a Volkswagen.
Yeah man! I am there. I wish I had bought a VW too. I don't know what my fuckin problem is, but I keep buying motorcycles. Maybe I need to see a shrink. Then I could get a prescription for Zanax or even go for the good shit like Rush and drive a benz and trip out on Oxycontin. My psychosis runs so deep that I have a Maico, 2 Bultacos, and a fuckin Kawasaki in my garage. Help me................... please!
ReplyDelete$10.00 and a beer if you can identify the Dr. Ano Nymous who posted above................jly
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm.... I wonder who it could be?? Hmmmm...... Let's see. A Bultaco. Who would own a piece of crap like that? Clearly someone with moto-issues, JY.
ReplyDeleteYou sir, are a Fuckin' Biker. I'm not here to "out" the guilty. I offer a twelve step program free of charge!
ReplyDeleteStep one: Send all your motorcycles to me.